The 2009 'SLAPPY' Awards

Please note that these mock awards that celebrate all that has been totally pants in WWE this year are not views shared by Vince and his cronies (although SHANE would probably laugh his nuts off!)

THE FIRST AWARD...



SPOUTING COMPLETE MORAL BOLLOX!

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"C.M. PUNK"

THE WRESTLING FANS ARE NOT BABIES AND ARE BY NO MEANS STUPID... THIS STORY LINE OF A LECTURING HEALTH WATCHDOG IS JUST ANNOYING AND DOES NOTHING TO… Continue

I believe that Team Raw will win, and then later in the night, DX will screw the Undertaker out of the World Title. I see it going down this way; Undertaker will be fighting Punk in the aisle by the entrance, when all of sudden, Shawn Michaels will come out of nowhere and superkick Undertaker. This will take the Phenom out of the picture. As this is happening, Rey would be hitting the 619 on Batista, when Punk would sneak up by the apron. As Rey goes for the West Coast Pop, Punk will shove to… Continue

10 years of...









A DECADE SPECIAL LET DOWN...



I have to admit I was really looking forward to a special celebration of 10 years of smackdown ... However what did we get a very lame comedy party at which Michael Cole did the most unconvincing impression of a drunken party idiot... A fight that ended up in the celebration cake... Sgt. Slaughter arguing with the Sheik each just saying their countries name in MVP's so called VIP lounge as many times as… Continue

SHAKEN RATTLED & RAW...





As you can see the Gnome now has a particularly short fuse... May be the ultimate SLAPPY AWARD this year should be given to everybody involved in the farsical picking of guest hosts for RAW... Is this due to the fact that the commentary drivel of King & Cole is NOT A PATCH on the most famous combination of King & JR. Or could it be due to the fact that some are arguing over contracts, others are spending to much time injured or falling foul… Continue

" I would suggest that no one believes any of these human beings are role models anymore so than Batman ... !!! "



VK McMAHON 14/12/2007



Over the past year the WWE has been piling on some of the most over the top moralistic bollox that I have ever had the misfortune to even consider as entertainment. This is no more than perpetuating the manipulation of people's life styles through the entertainment of the Masses ... So much for the land of the free... How long will CM… Continue